thenerdfightingpuppy:

Actual John Green

from the vlogbrothers video ThisIsNotJohn

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Don’t they sell shirts in Forks? Or antidepressants? I’m just asking questions, Twitter.
They finally found a shirt, but it literally lasted eight seconds. Forks is a rough town if you are a shirt.
It’s a little like Forks is hosting a “dress like The Hulk” convention. Which, admittedly, would be an awesome convention.
Oh, wait. Now I know where there are no girl Hulks.
Holy crap, there’s a She-Hulk? Okay, answer me this, then: how is it the little pants always stay on?
Hey! There’s a Little Red Riding Hood convention going on too!
You guys, I don’t think Edward is wearing any pants.
NO PANTS ARE THAT LOW, MOVIE. Not even magical vampire pants.

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mangotea:

Maureen Johnson’s Wikipedia page is currently a comedy goldmine. 

[screencaps taken at approx. 21:00 (mountain time) 15th March]

So, basically, this lady is my spirit animal. If you want to know just what level of crazy I operate at, take a gander at these pages capped here and you’ll have an idea what I’m like…

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charmingpplincardigans:

I am behind on the internet, so I don’t know what’s happening to Maureen Johnson’s Wikipedia page, but I don’t care.  I am merely going to sit in my bed and cackle and wish that Santos is Stupid was a real novel because I would read it a hundred times.

Other additions I approve of: She also has what is known in the medical world as “crazy eyes”.

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moriartyisstayingalive:

Slightly jealous here.

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International Women’s Day

↳ Ladies Who Can Get It

☆ Maureen Johnson

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The name of the Star by Maureen Johnson

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Happy birthday, Maureen Johnson!

cloysterbell:

ThisIsNotJohn (x)

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Further proof that Maureen Johnson is my spirit animal. Jeremy Brett was an AMAZING Sherlock Holmes and I never thought there’d be another actor who could portray him so much to my liking….but Benedict has really managed to sneak his way into my heart and I’m now a two Holmes sort of girl. But, yes, this. Jeremy Brett was fantastic (and, *hint* if you’re a fan of the current BBC Sherlock, have not seen his portrayal, and are at a loss for what to watch next now that Sherlock is over for months, I suggest you check him out)

YESSS.

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jarfuls-of-wisdom:

…Happy Tuesday?

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I love the way Maureen Johnson solicits our questions, and then only actually answers about half of the questions because she’s too busy being silly Maureen in response to our postings (it’s OK, though, since she’s admiring my Facebook profile icon. And, yes, my Facebook profile picture right now really and truly is my Maureen Johnson Playmobil figurine. It wasn’t planned that way, I totally forgot I had changed it to Maureen’s doppleganger until I posted my question).

I love Maureen Johnson. She is live chatting with us here on Facebook right now. Stop by if you have questions or just want to follow the Q & As!